February 2010
1 post
Just stopping in to say hello (some interactions...
me: hey little biscuit
Desiree: hey atticus
me: hey turkey butt
Desiree: hey FACE
me: hey turd
Desiree: hey! i'm eating a COOKIE
me: hey buttcrack shoestring
Desiree: hi there little anal floss
me: hey pone
Desiree: hey there killa
me: little biscuit!
Desiree: hey tonberry
me: hey little butt cheek
Desiree: hey little vagina lip
Desiree: that was gross lol
Desiree: hey pone love
me: hey pony
Desiree: hey pone daddy
me: sweet sally!
me: (sweet sally?!)
me: pony
Desiree: hola small stallion
me: poneness
Desiree: gravy
me: hey pooone
me: ooh, that sounds like poon
Desiree: i'll take poon
No one else is going to find this humorous, I have a feeling.
January 2010
8 posts
It's a sad, social world
me: ommmg did you see that ian is on facebook
Claire: black ian?
Claire: no way
Claire: ha
Claire: how do you find these random things??
me: haha he wrote on greg massa's wall
Claire: haha
me: wow.
me: guess he's outta jail
me: or the penal system has become very lax
Giveaway: Senseo Coffee System (comment to win...
I’m always down with free coffee…
urbanredneck:
The Phillips Senseo Coffee System has seriously changed my world.
Every morning its ritual that I get up, make Josh breakfast and coffee, pack his lunch and send him on his way to work. Senseo has made that a painless process with tons of coffee options. This 1-2 cup pod system is absolutely ingenious. It just doesn’t get any better...
December 2009
15 posts
Oh my dear God
THIS is why I refused to sit on Santa’s lap as a child. Terrifying.
#2 on the Wish List
Go ahead and try not to squeal at the cuteness.
Don't even try and tell me you don't enjoy this...
Explorations in Asheville
Had a work retreat up in the mountains last week, and took the new camera with me.
November 2009
35 posts
Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young
When he’s not laughing in the middle of skits, he’s pretty funny.
Call me a cougar all you want...
But he is one hot 17 year old.
Everyday Convo with Beth Yancey (my mother)
Beth: i didn't know that Lady Ga Ga, who i don't really know anything about, is really a guy
me: haha what?? i dont think so...
Beth: they were talking about her on the radio today and there's some picture of her and you tell she has a **nis and i was just looking at perez hilton and he said she was rocking with her **ck hanging out
Beth: Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Beth: no wonder i was staying away from perez hilton
me: mom that's a joke. she's not a dude
Beth: oh, well, i don't really care one way or the other
me: you know, you can type the word penis. its not a bad word
Beth: well, i just didn't want to
Reeeemix!
March of the Penguins
This guy’s illustrations are amazeballs. He’s got a ton for sale on Threadless.
Via samschuna.com.
The song may suck...
But this video is amazing.
I'd pay to see this
Everyday Convo with Beth Yancey (my mother)
Beth: what was the song they played during a long timeout in the second half when they kept showing kids in the tar pit dancing
me: idk
Beth: i think it was turn my swag on by soulja boy
me: haha probably
Beth: i'm skeered dad will try to put his swag on at lindsey's reception
me: hahahhahha
The Daily What →
Eeeee I want him.
Your daily acid trip
Via Grizzly Bear
Gone to Carolina in my mind
Heading to Chapel Hill tonight for Homecoming weekend. I miss this place.
The Old Well
Franklin Street after 2005 National Championship
Kenan Stadium
“Silent Sam” Dad says he shoots his gun every time a virgin walks by. Ol’ Al, you perv.
Vintage Don Draper
The cougar in me is lovin this.
Luh dis
Sony Bravia ad. Song is “Heartbeats” by Jose Gonzalez.
Kid version, adult version.
Bon Iver, "Skinny Love"
Wish list
#1 on the list as of now:
Canon Powershot G11
10.0 Megapixels
5x Optical Zoom Lens (28-140mm)
2.8” Vari-Angle LCD
Manual Exposure Control
High Sensitivity (ISO 3200)
RAW File Capture
Optical Image Stabilization
Advanced Face Detection
E-TTL Hot Shoe
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