yancey meetin' you here!

Chat Just stopping in to say hello (some interactions with one Desiree Shoe)

me:	hey little biscuit
Desiree:	hey atticus
me:	hey turkey butt
Desiree:	hey FACE
me:	hey turd
Desiree:	hey! i'm eating a COOKIE
me:	hey buttcrack shoestring
Desiree:	hi there little anal floss
me:	hey pone
Desiree:	hey there killa
me:	little biscuit!
Desiree:	hey tonberry
me:	hey little butt cheek
Desiree:	hey little vagina lip
Desiree:	that was gross lol
Desiree:	hey pone love
me:	hey pony
Desiree:	hey pone daddy
me:	sweet sally!
me:	(sweet sally?!)
me:	pony
Desiree:	hola small stallion
me:	poneness
Desiree:	gravy
me:	hey pooone
me:	ooh, that sounds like poon
Desiree:	i'll take poon
No one else is going to find this humorous, I have a feeling.

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justinprichard:

NASA tweets.

FROM SPACE.

[nasa.]

This makes me think of this amazing video.
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justinprichard:

14 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

Make that 15 out of 15.

via i.imgur.com

Chat It's a sad, social world

me:	ommmg did you see that ian is on facebook
Claire:	black ian?
Claire:	no way
Claire:	ha
Claire:	how do you find these random things??
me:	haha he wrote on greg massa's wall
Claire:	haha
me:	wow.
me:	guess he's outta jail
me:	or the penal system has become very lax

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justinprichard:

Monkey saves puppy from burning building. At least that’s what I imagine is going on here. via i.imgur.com
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Vintage Christopher Walken. It’s creeping me out. Seems like he’d be born an old man.
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View from my parents condo. Makes me feel better since it’s 30 degrees out.
Text Giveaway: Senseo Coffee System (comment to win your own)
I’m always down with free coffee…

urbanredneck:
The Phillips Senseo Coffee System has seriously changed my world.

Every morning its ritual that I get up, make Josh breakfast and coffee, pack his lunch and send him on his way to work. Senseo has made that a painless process with tons of coffee options. This 1-2 cup pod system is absolutely ingenious. It just doesn’t get any better than this. I seriously believe it has changed my life.
Designed by Philips, one of the world’s largest electronics companies, the Senseo® Coffee Machine brings great taste – in both design and coffee – to your kitchen. The patented system uses perfectly balanced proportions of coffee and water. Mild pressure and a special spray head produce an optimally balanced coffee-filtering process.
- Brews a cup of gourmet coffee at the touch of a button, in under a minute.
- Convenient, no-worry auto shutoff after 1 hour
- Cleanup is simple with dishwasher-safe removable parts
- 1450 watts of power
HOW TO WIN YOURS…

Comment below or email me at samantha at sociallite dot org with the answer to this question What is your favorite type of coffee, how does it help you through your day?

A winner will be chosen this time tomorrow via Random.org.

Good Luck!
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When he’s not trying to chew my fingers off, he’s pretty damn cute.
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This will never, ever, ever get old.

Total Eclipse of the Heart - Literal version